In Search of Venus Barbata, the Bearded Venus

If you were a Roman or a Greek, you might think of a buxom, curvaceous babe with an ample bosom and childbearing hips.

If you’re a boomer or gen x, you might think of Ursula Andress, the tall, busty blonde woman who played her in that wonderful piece of cornball cinema, Clash Of The Titans. (I know this is from a different movie but it drives home her better)

If you’re an elder millennial like me, you might remember the tall, blonde, leggy, and pencil thin goddess they had in Disney’s Hercules, voiced by Lisa Kudrow. Remember the whole heroin chic thing? Yeah.

Chapter 1: The Birth Of Aphrodite

Chapter II: Venus Barbata

One of the first sources I found was this tweet from @scarlettstarc, who mentioned the topic.

We call these places “city-states”, but that’s not exactly accurate since they were more than just a city but the area around them as well.

Is There Anyone Else?

Chapter III: Stone Age Cyprus

They actually reconstructed five of the houses, which is incredibly cool (Swinnen 50), but they did it off site instead of ruining the original like they did with the Knossos palace on Crete, which is even cooler.

We’ve also found human remains…

…bone needles and agricultural tools….

…and this little carving here (Knapp 130).

This site is on a hilltop, and has been just as much a wealth of artifacts as Khirokitia.

In particular, we found this little guy.

It’s 16.5 centimetres tall, and has a pretty similar motif to the Khirokitia object we looked at earlier. It’s phallic, but it’s clearly vulvic as well (Bolger 85, Knapp 182).

This one’s from Khirokitia as well (Christou, 15).

This one dates to the 4th millennium BCE. Again, same idea, though this one has arms.

Here’s yet another one. Feel like you’re on Grindr yet?

Among the figures discovered there is this limestone carving, which we’ve called the Lemba Lady. It’s around 36 centimetres tall, which might not seem like much, but think about the other figures we’ve looked at so far. It’s far bigger.

What Were These Figures For?

We’ve found some birthing stools to go with some of them as well (Christou 22).

Chapter IV: Bronze Age Cyprus

The Twin Temple Gods of Kition and Enkomi

Kition is, unfortunately, mostly buried under the modern Cypriot city of Larnaca, so there’s only so much excavating that can be done (V. Karageorghis 1976:15).

Area II of the excavated part of Kition includes two temples, and a series of metallurgical workshops.

In fact, we’ve found a bronze statue at Enkomi, which we’ve called the Ingot God (right).

This Isn’t Going To Become One Of Those Annoying YouTube Plankster Videos Is It?

As we saw earlier, some of these plank figures actually had two heads. So it seems reasonable that they could have represented more than one person.

Chapter V: Iron Age Cyprus

The Woke Mob Is Out Of Control, Even The Minotaur Is Trans Now! Is There No End To Their Depraved Lunacy?

It seems like these figures served a religious purpose, since they were arranged in a sort of semicircle around a sacred oval stone which shows evidence of having been in a fire (Winbladh 44, Christou 56).

There are plenty of bull motifs around as well, including some figures with bull heads that we might think of as minotaurs.

Some of them are more obvious than others, as well.

Here’s another transgender reverse minotaur that’s probably from Salamis, which dates to the early 7th century.

The Part Where We Look At Something That’s Actually Called The Bearded Goddess I Can’t Believe She Buried The Lede For This Long

This is what’s come to be known as the Bearded Goddess. She’s also from the Ayia Irini sanctuary, and is a similar age to the minotaurs.

Unfortunately we don’t know their providence. However, they might be from Ormidhia, another archaeological site on Cyprus east of Kition.

(come up with a clever name for this)

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Let’s stick around at Amathus for a moment. Here’s another figure, from the same area, and oh my goodness thank you to The Met for providing a catalog of actual high quality photos of your collection online, and releasing them into the public domain. Finally, we can actually see something here.

Imagine we’d found this figure with the head broken off, like what you see here.

Anyway, there’s another, similar figure that’s supposedly from Pissouri, which I guess is a real place and not just what you say when you want to dunk on people from St. Louis.

Unfortunately, I could only find a sketch of this figurine. It was made in 1872 by a member of the archaeological expedition.

The Priest With A Dove

In 1862, Italian-born Luigi Palma di Cesnola became a colonel of the 4th New York Cavalry Regiment, fighting on the Union side of the American Civil War. After being wounded at the Battle of Aldie, he was taken captive by the Confederate army and held at Libby Prison in Richmond, Virginia, which was famous for its poor conditions.

Among the artifacts found at Golgoi is this limestone statue, which has been called Priest with a Dove. It dates to around the late 6th century BCE, though the arms were broken off and replaced at a later date (Christou 61, Myres 217, Czako 25).

Chapter VI: How Was Venus Barbata Worshipped?

Ancient Mystery Cults

The Temple to Aphrodite at Paphos

We also know they had a conical stone they used to worship her, which apparently was a surprising thing to visitors.

Worship of Cyprian Aphrodite

We don’t know when Titus Flavius Clemens was born, but it was some time during the 1st century CE.

In 2003, at the excavation site of Tel Beer Sheba, in occupied Palestine (which must be freed) we found a collection of about 350 different clay sculptures.

We also have a coin from Sparta that seems to show Aphrodite armed. Remember, Kythera was part of Spartan territory and under their control.

Like, take a look at this one.

Chapter VII: When Did It End?

Earlier, we talked about the Esarhaddon prism that mentions the vassal kingdoms of Cyprus, so we know at one point it was under the control of the Akkadians (Buitron-Oliver & Herscher 1-3).

In fact, some of the most beautiful Roman mosaics we’ve found outside of Pompeii or Herculaneum have come from Cyprus (V. Karageorghis 1969:224-226).

Chapter VIII: What Does All This Mean?

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